Christopher WaldeckWorst horror film you've ever seen
July 28th 2009 03:02
What is the worst horror film you've ever seen? I'm asking my readers to leave a comment answering this question because honestly there are so many that could be considered the worst when it comes to critic's reviews yet personal opinions of what movies are the worst always tend to differ. I'll list some of the worst horror films I've ever seen and these don't include those low budget soft core porn movies disguised a horror films because nobody should even call that horror or an attempt at a movie in general or many of the B movies. These are mainstream horror films that ultimately failed at even attempting to be horror except for how low hollywood would go:
Shutter (remake)
One Missed call (remake)
Bryan Loves you
Texas chainsaw Massacre the next generation and the beginning.(tie)
Elsewhere (teen movie disguised as horror.)
Halloween 3: the curse of Micheal Meyers
Freddy's dead the Final Nightmare(comedy. Freddy flys in on a broomstick enough said.)
Saw V (this series should have ended two movies ago.)
Jaws the Revenge
Santa's Slay(Was this actually mean't to be scary.)
The Grudge 2 (acting is terrible.)
Jason X (Slightly better than Manhattan and only slightly.)
Friday the 13th Jason takes Manhattan
Pulse (remake)
Psycho (remake. Should have never been made.)
These are just some of the movies that ultimately failed miserably for me. Sure you can argue that they had their entertaining moments, but ultimately they were terrible films altogether. If you're wondering as to why I don't include b movies, it's because the list could go on and on. B movies also don't try to be Hollywood which divides the two of them. I would like to hear your opinions on this list I'm up for any debate.
Shutter (remake)
One Missed call (remake)
Bryan Loves you
Texas chainsaw Massacre the next generation and the beginning.(tie)
Elsewhere (teen movie disguised as horror.)
Halloween 3: the curse of Micheal Meyers
Freddy's dead the Final Nightmare(comedy. Freddy flys in on a broomstick enough said.)
Saw V (this series should have ended two movies ago.)
Jaws the Revenge
Santa's Slay(Was this actually mean't to be scary.)
The Grudge 2 (acting is terrible.)
Jason X (Slightly better than Manhattan and only slightly.)
Friday the 13th Jason takes Manhattan
Pulse (remake)
Psycho (remake. Should have never been made.)
These are just some of the movies that ultimately failed miserably for me. Sure you can argue that they had their entertaining moments, but ultimately they were terrible films altogether. If you're wondering as to why I don't include b movies, it's because the list could go on and on. B movies also don't try to be Hollywood which divides the two of them. I would like to hear your opinions on this list I'm up for any debate.
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Comment by Elisabeth Fraser
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The Creature from the Black Lagoon -
I choked on a choccy when I saw the zip up his back.
and (drum roll)
The Blob.
When it crawled over the Bus diner, you could see it was a black and white photo.
Showing my age here*grin*
Lis.
Comment by Christopher Waldeck
Dunk Films
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Pretty much every Friday the 13th, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street sequel has been crap, or below average. I don't mind the first Halloween II, and I don't mind Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.
I'll go out on a limb here and say that actually I quite enjoyed the prequel, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. I liked the look and feel of it.
As a rule of thumb any movie made by Ewe Boll is fucking dreadful. He should be taken out back and shot.
Yes, I hear Jaws: The Revenge (Michael Caine?) is considered infamously terrible, but I've never seen it.
There are so many straight-to-DVD releases that are behind redemption, but there's just too many to mention. Too many. It's impossible to keep up. I did do a post on the subject myself a couple of years ago here
Comment by Elisabeth Fraser
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I saw them when they were first released - under X in England. I was under age at the time, but my mother was the head clerk and I sat at the back with the Usherettes.
I think Hammer Films started soon after - now they produced some really hairy, scary horror films!
How about 'Best Horror Spoof' next time?
I have a candidate for that too, it's .....
Darn! Computer Malfunction!
Comment by Christopher Waldeck
Dunk Films
Comment by Bryn Tilly
Horrorphile