Christopher WaldeckValentine's Day sucks, but honestly were you expecting it to not?
February 15th 2010 01:09
If you watched the trailer than this should have been a no brainer. We have Gary marshall who hasn''t directed a decent film since Pretty Women with a cast of talented and untalented actors mostly in it just for a paycheck. Welcome to the sellout league Jamie Foxx. We have the two Taylors both Lautner and Shit I mean Swift trying to act, but really they should have just read their lines and known that they were only cast because of their current item status and were never meant to be taken seriously for anything except for a commodity.
The film is basically a giant cliche with not funny dialogue and really boring scenes with predictable endings. The only emotion that I got was the surging pain that talented actors and actresses would sell themselves out to bad dialogue and if you saw how high this film's budget was then it shouldn't surprise you that big bucks were shelled out simply to get the name recognition in order to sell the film. You can't help but imagine why Lindsay Lohan wasn't in this Gary marshall film after georgia Rule. Well gary needed to have a hit of a film in order for him to prove that he could still direct a hit film whether it was absolute garbage or an overrated classic like Pretty women. It's actually just garbage to spoil the suspense, but sadly because it is on Valentine's Day and it's a PG-13 film rather than a R film ill show that tweens will flock for Lautner and Swift. Their boyfriends will be dragged along. The audience just seeing it because it has Jessica Alba in it, and the movie audience who are a bunch of sheep following everybody else. This is how this film will take the number one spot at the box office.
I'm not even going to go into detail about my distaste for films like this, so I'll leave you with a don't see it warning, and my review grade.
D
The film is basically a giant cliche with not funny dialogue and really boring scenes with predictable endings. The only emotion that I got was the surging pain that talented actors and actresses would sell themselves out to bad dialogue and if you saw how high this film's budget was then it shouldn't surprise you that big bucks were shelled out simply to get the name recognition in order to sell the film. You can't help but imagine why Lindsay Lohan wasn't in this Gary marshall film after georgia Rule. Well gary needed to have a hit of a film in order for him to prove that he could still direct a hit film whether it was absolute garbage or an overrated classic like Pretty women. It's actually just garbage to spoil the suspense, but sadly because it is on Valentine's Day and it's a PG-13 film rather than a R film ill show that tweens will flock for Lautner and Swift. Their boyfriends will be dragged along. The audience just seeing it because it has Jessica Alba in it, and the movie audience who are a bunch of sheep following everybody else. This is how this film will take the number one spot at the box office.
I'm not even going to go into detail about my distaste for films like this, so I'll leave you with a don't see it warning, and my review grade.
D
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