Christopher WaldeckI scare my sister more than the Haunting of Molly Hartley!
August 29th 2009 03:55
This proves the ultimate point that new horror fans have lost all common sense when it comes to films. I saw this movie courtesy of free internet viewing and laughed at how cheap it was. It was basically just a bunch of noises and lame acting and predictable scares without any horror at all and I do mean at all. The ending was the only evidence of a real haunting and the rest of the movie was bible school jib jab, with weak humor and even more weak acting however that can be blamed at the unoriginal story and weak script that offered nothing of any value.
When this movie was advertised to come on Halloween as a devil like horror movie I knew that it was a low budget film with a cheap marketing ploy. However someone sees it of course someone always go to see movies well except Uwe Boll films or Delgo. Unfortunately this film was almost as bad and still sadly made money. This was more of a scam than those adult friend finder websites(who actually watches that stuff anyway?Well we can see this punch line in the next Michael Bay movie).
I being the awesome brother that I am taught my sister a lesson in renting crappy horror movies to watch at home with her friends. During the only slightly haunting part of the movie I grabbed one of my favorite Freddy Kruegar masks and scared the hell out of them simply by muttering "It's me." I was proud to say that I got the best scream out of my sister. I scared her more than the entire movie itself.
I just felt like telling you this awesome story of how good timing and old school horror masks can scare someone more tan any teen horror movie. This was also a good story to show how great of a brother I am.
Have some great nightmare Emily.
When this movie was advertised to come on Halloween as a devil like horror movie I knew that it was a low budget film with a cheap marketing ploy. However someone sees it of course someone always go to see movies well except Uwe Boll films or Delgo. Unfortunately this film was almost as bad and still sadly made money. This was more of a scam than those adult friend finder websites(who actually watches that stuff anyway?Well we can see this punch line in the next Michael Bay movie).
I being the awesome brother that I am taught my sister a lesson in renting crappy horror movies to watch at home with her friends. During the only slightly haunting part of the movie I grabbed one of my favorite Freddy Kruegar masks and scared the hell out of them simply by muttering "It's me." I was proud to say that I got the best scream out of my sister. I scared her more than the entire movie itself.
I just felt like telling you this awesome story of how good timing and old school horror masks can scare someone more tan any teen horror movie. This was also a good story to show how great of a brother I am.
Have some great nightmare Emily.
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