Christopher WaldeckAll about Steve is beyond God awful!
September 4th 2009 13:50
Sandra just got back from a Uwe Boll convention
I'm calling it now the worst film of the year! This was just a god awful mess of a film. this should be featured on every horror movie review just because of how horrifyingly bad this movie is. I would rather sit through an entire Uwe Boll marathon than watch this film for even five minutes. The Collector was better than this for god sakes and romantic in one pointless sex scene than this entire romantic comedy. The dude in the collector who was torn about by bear traps, was luckier than half of the audience who will sadly go see this film because of Sandra bullock.
Let me quickly describe all of the things that I'd rather do and be than in the theater again seeing this movie. This movie makes me love internet piracy so bootleggers never have to pay to watch this garbage. I'd rather be the blonde haired man in Final destination 2 who's lucky that he got his eyes impaled out by a falling ladder than having to see this film. i'd rather star in zombie 2 and have my eyes slowly pushed through a jagged piece of wood than watch this garbage. Yes it is seriously that bad.
Basically in this film Sandra bullock goes on a blind date with steve played by Bradley Cooper who is sadly in this film. he thinks she's crazy and goes to film a hurricane and quite frankly I think if he wants crazy he should see Sandra's agent. Now of course Sandra's character follows him and crazy stalker like comedy ensues that is really not comedy, but rather a bunch of bullets blasting away your IQ levels as you continue to watch the film.
The screenplay was bad, acting was average to bad and ruined the careers of every cameo actor including Thomas Hayden Church. I know Sandra is good in romantic comedies and she still looks fairly good for her age, but she needs to find a different genre because comedies are among the most unoriginal movies going nowadays and the most in danger genre when it comes to mainstream movies. Sandra Bullock can act in better movies than this and at least the Proposal had a plot and decent acting and writing, but there was no excuse for this garbage. This movie ties with TNA Victory Road for one of the worst productions of the year.
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