May 22nd 2012 03:41
Okay if you wnat to take the idea of Battleship and put in a movie make sure it actually is related to the movie. The movie altogether had one scene and the rest of the movie felt more transformers than an actual movie about what Battleship was all about. This was basically transformers 4 except with a director who can actually make a good movie except even with fantastic set pieces and some truly groundbreaking special effects, Peter berg still couldn't overcome the lazy screenwriting and some truly god awful dialogue. I never have heard Liam Neeson having to pull off a dialogue about bean burritos so dramatically until I saw this movie. It was overlong and obnoxious when it came to dialogue. However it did provide great action as expected, but thats it nothing else except to copy Transformers and make Hasbro money. At least marvel came with quality!
Avoid this movie unless you have already seen the Dictator, Avengers and Dark shadows and honestly have nothing else better to do because this movie isn't worth it unless for those reasons. It saddens me to see stars like Rihanna get more screen time than truly talented actors like Alexander Skarsgard and Liam Fucking Neeson. Liam Neeson could've ended the movie in three minutes by saying Release the Kraken and saving us so much money than watching Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker act.